The mortar barrage he endured merely resulted in severe knee injuries, shell shock, concussion, and the instant expulsion and loss of one crown and another tooth. (Hows that for close?)
I stand by my statement that he is a gentleman of unimpeachable charachter, and would further characterize him as well read, committed, proper judge of fine beers, and great judge of fantastic women as attested by the presence of his wonderful wife who's patience I will never understand as he tirelessly pursues his efforts to assure truth, justice, and preservation of the true American way.
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